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Total Medals Earned: 320 (From 43 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 4,255 Points

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Plimpton's Video Falconry

Medals Earned: 1/8 (10/210 points)

Nerdist 10 Points

Get a delightful history lesson.

Celebration 25 Points

Become Fireworks Commissioner of New York City.

Cultural Literacy 25 Points

Edit an early Philip Roth story for The Paris Review.

Shadow Box 25 Points

Get beaten up badly in a sparring match with Sugar Ray Robinson.

Victory 25 Points

Drive a tank in post WWII Italy for the US Army.

Millennium Falcon 50 Points

Save the galaxy.

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Reimagine :The Game:

Medals Earned: 1/12 (25/440 points)

Unzipping in the No-Fly Zone 25 Points

Finish one third of the levels.

Finding Out Who Your REAL Friends Are 5 Points

Share this game! Your REAL friends will weep for you.

Death By Slow Internet 10 Points

Get 1000 points on the Preloader game. YOU MONSTER

Baby I Was Born To Survive 25 Points

Pass Lady Gaga The Game without dying.

BWOOOOONG 25 Points

Complete Inception The Game in under 30 seconds.

Not That Dying On Lost MEANS Dying On Lost 25 Points

Pass LOST THE GAME (haha) without dying.

So Vivid And Intense 25 Points

Pass Rainbows The Game without dying.

Too Soon, Finish Late 25 Points

Survive Earthquakes The Game for 30 seconds.

Viewer Number 301 25 Points

Complete Youtube The Game in under 15 seconds.

Charged With Battery 50 Points

Finish two thirds of the levels.

EVERYONE IS YOU 100 Points

Unlock EVERYTHING. Now, you can play the game as your OWN character. SUCCESS.

The End The Game 100 Points

Finish all the levels... Oh, but that's JUST the levels!

REPLAYING :the game:

Medals Earned: 1/4 (100/250 points)

THE END 100 Points

Meaning it's now time for the level editor, level playlist, unlockables, highscores... NO WAIT COME BACK.

A Little Birdie Told Me. 25 Points

Go to the Show Appreciation link. Click the blue birdie. Press 'update'. Thanks.

Bloodbath 25 Points

Kill 150 or more of those buggers in the preloader game.

Unlock-ness Monster 100 Points

Unlock everything. You see what I did there with this Medal's title? Lol.

Road of the Dead

Medals Earned: 2/24 (60/1,000 points)

Hydroficial Intelligence 10 Points

Use a water jug to put off your burning engine

Speed Racer 50 Points

Drive 0.5 KM at maximum speed

Blunt Force Trauma 5 Points

Do a 4 hits combo with zombies only

Hood Shaker 5 Points

Knock an enemy off your hood by hitting the side walls

Flip Flop 10 Points

Hit 16 enemies, alternating between zombie and soldier or vice versa

Gunslinger 10 Points

Shoot an enemy off your hood with the pistol

Meticulous 10 Points

Kill 10 zombies at low speed

Don't Need Wheels 25 Points

Drive 3 KM with all 4 tires blown

No Mercy 25 Points

Hit 25 civilians

Quick Draw 25 Points

Shoot a soldier while he's pointing his gun at you and before he shoots

Road Dominator 25 Points

Hit 50 highway soldiers

Road Warrior 25 Points

Defeat a helicopter

Wise Man 25 Points

Avoid 10 mutated zombies

Close Encounters 50 Points

Get all 5 enemy types off your hood

Nuke Watcher 50 Points

Exit the city with at least 15 seconds to spare

Pinball 50 Points

Do a 3 hits vehicle collision combo

Tank 50 Points

Buy all the upgrades

Time To Spare 50 Points

Reach up to 45 seconds bonus time in Dead On Time

Top Gun 50 Points

Dodge 10 carpet bombings

Zombie Sniper 50 Points

Do 30 zombie splatter hits

Dead On Time 100 Points

Drive 10 KM in Dead On Time

Hell's Angel 100 Points

Beat Highway To Hell

One Man Army 100 Points

Drive 10 KM in Police State

Survivor 100 Points

Beat The Great Escape

Second Wind

Medals Earned: 5/46 (35/490 points)

Sword Specialist 5 Points

Play as a Warrior!

Rich Jerk 10 Points

Carry 350 Coins

You're Only Human 10 Points

Use your Second Wind!

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A Fair Price 5 Points

Play as a Blackguard!

Anger of the Earth 5 Points

Play as a Red Knight!

Avenge Me! 5 Points

Play as an Avenger!

Crafting 101 5 Points

Play as a Lime Knight!

Duty Calls 5 Points

Play as an Enforcer!

I Shall Pass 5 Points

Play as a Wizard!

Just Cause 5 Points

Play as a Mercenary!

Kamehameha! 5 Points

Play as a Saiyan!

Karma Killer 5 Points

Play as a Monk!

Lawful Good 5 Points

Play as a Paladin!

Minds do Matter 5 Points

Play as an Esper!

Necrophiliac 5 Points

Play as a Necromancer!

Satsu No Hadou 5 Points

Play as an Oni!

Spoony 5 Points

Play as a Bard!

Sun Blocker 5 Points

Play as a Ranger!

The Quiet, Shady Type 5 Points

Play as a Darkfolk!

Tree Hugger 5 Points

Play as a Druid!

Water Walker 5 Points

Play as a Cleric!

What's Yours is Mine 5 Points

Play as a Rogue!

Almost Perfect 10 Points

Get 35 points in any stat

Anomalous Materials 10 Points

Assemble two Pieces of Time!

Armed and Dangerous 10 Points

Get a 5th Tier Weapon!

Friend of Newts 10 Points

Successfully play the Flute 3 times!

O Green World 10 Points

Reach the Second Area!

Pessimist 10 Points

Get -3 in any stat!

Pot Addict 10 Points

Hold 10 Potions at Once!

Pro Leveler 10 Points

Reach Level 10!

Raging for a Bit 10 Points

Get a Rune of Enragement!

Russel Crow 10 Points

Conquer the Arena!

Shut Up and Take My Money 10 Points

Visit a Gachapon!

Thinking With Portals 10 Points

Reach the Third Area

Well Equipped 10 Points

Get a 5th Tier Equip!

World Warrior 10 Points

Get an Orange Belt

Wimp 25 Points

Beat the game on Easy Difficulty

Rodney 50 Points

Beat the game on Medium Difficulty!

Yendor 100 Points

Beat the game on Nethack Difficulty!

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Sydney Shark

Medals Earned: 8/17 (200/525 points)

AirbusA380 25 Points

Take down the Airbus A380

BAEHawk 25 Points

Take down the BAE Hawk

BroadcastHeli 25 Points

Take down the Broadcast helicopter

CrocodileJet 25 Points

Take down the crocodile jet

DHC2Beaver 25 Points

Take down the DHC 2 Beaver

HH65Dolphin 25 Points

Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter

UFO 25 Points

Take down the UFO

Zeppelin 25 Points

Take down the zeppelin

CH46SeaKnight 25 Points

Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter

Kayak 25 Points

Crush 10 kayaks

NuclearRocket 25 Points

Nuke Sydney

Orca 25 Points

Eat 60 pieces of Orca

Sailplane 25 Points

Take down the sailplane

Horse 50 Points

Kill 9 horses

Passenger 50 Points

Kill 30 cruise ship passengers

SkyDiver 50 Points

Kill 10 sky divers

Secret Medal ????? Points

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take care of the trees

Medals Earned: 7/9 (60/90 points)

A Blocked Path 5 Points

Talk to your brother.

Home Sweet Home 5 Points

Try to enter the house.

It's Dangerous to go Alone 5 Points

Get the axe.

Pull it! 5 Points

Pull the switch.

Side Effects Include.. 5 Points

Talk to the suspicious caravan.

Fire and Brimstone 10 Points

Burn down all the houses.

You Win..? 25 Points

That was a weird game.

Shameless Self Promotion 5 Points

Visit my world wide website.

Mr. Literal 25 Points

Cut down all of the trees.

The Breach

Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/115 points)

20 Kills 5 Points

Kill 20 enemies

Kill First Boss 10 Points

Kill the first boss

Game Complete 25 Points

Complete the game

Kill 3rd Boss 25 Points

Kill the 3rd Boss

20 Stars 50 Points

Obtain 20 stars

The Duder Dilemma

Medals Earned: 2/4 (50/200 points)

Hick-tory 25 Points

Defeat the boss

Red-headed step-child 25 Points

Buy all upgrades, including the jetpack

Corn-fed-erate soldier 50 Points

Earn 2500 points or more

Yokel Anesthetic 100 Points

Beat the boss without upgrading anything

Toss the Turtle

Medals Earned: 20/20 (500/500 points)

Acupuncture 5 Points

Get skewered on spikes

Gold Star 5 Points

Launch the Turtle

Jump Man 5 Points

Smash a goomba

Novice 5 Points

Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)

Question Mark 5 Points

Find the hidden button

Amateur 10 Points

Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)

Drunk Driver 10 Points

Blow up a jeep

Harrasment 10 Points

Crush an angry ground creature

in Space 10 Points

Reach space

Strong Armed 10 Points

Get punched by a banana

Abducted 25 Points

Get caught by a UFO

Icarus 25 Points

Get burned by a sun

Persistent 25 Points

Play over an hour

Professional 25 Points

Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)

Radioactive 25 Points

Use a nuke

Addicted 50 Points

Play over 2 hours

Golden Shell 50 Points

Buy everything

Master 50 Points

Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)

Traveler 50 Points

Total over 1 million feet

WorldsEdge 100 Points

Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)